Hero. Legend. Role model. He’s none of those.
Blunt Yorkshireman and reality TV show winner, Flint Dugdale, has used his large frame and ‘persuasive personality’ to take charge of Britain’s first mission to Mars. Little does he know that the base, built by an advance party of inept robots, is far from ready; it has no food, no water and no doors.
Nor is he aware that the ship’s scanners are picking up strange signals from the planet. There is life down there. But will it be pleased to see him?
“A real gem that will have you grinning inanely … as well as laughing out loud at inopportune times.”
“Funny and silly and wicked by turns”
Based on true events that haven’t happened yet.